this just in: barack obama is man of the year! i support barack obama and (most) of his policies, so i’m excited. i had a party (basically) when i found out that he was going to be our new president. why? well first of all, i’m going to be a teacher and if you haven’t already done so, please look up his educational policy. actually, you wont even have to, just look here. i’d hate to judge, but if you don’t think that policy deserves an a+, then i’ll have to call you crazy. barack obama also plans on making the united states greener by creating more eco-friendly jobs (for those of you that have been recently laid off) reducing greenhouse gas emissions, transitioning from gas powered to electric powered cars, and so much more. you can go ahead and check THAT out here. oh yeah, and barack obama has a heart for the impoverished, just as we all should. just as the pastor at my church, dustin willis, once said at homeless for the homeless, “circumstance does not change scripture.” we’re going to have a president that finally realizes that you’re supposed to help people, no matter what their reasons for being poor are.
whatever, as you can see, i’m excited that barack obama is going to be our next president, and i think if anyone deserves to be man of the year, it’s him.